The Perfect Way To Cut A Sandwich Has Been Discovered 1,2,3
The perfect way to cut a sandwich. Is there one? We’ve been debating it for years. But it appears someone might have come up with it.
The Perfect Way To Cut A Sandwich
Do you cut sandwiches down the middle, or diagonal? What if BOTH of those options are wrong?
A random guy in Florida, named Ryan Duff, posted a photo of a grilled cheese sandwich cut into three pieces. And now people really think it just might be the optimal, and perfect way to cut a sandwich.
It’s a tri-cut. I know – you’re asking “how?” It’s a Y-shaped cut (see below), that honestly looks Sheldon Cooper designed, with a math equation. Duff says it “provides the correct ratio” of crust in every bite. People are calling it the “Duff cut.”
The Exact Ratio Of Crust To Sandwich In Every Bite
With this perfect way to cut a sandwich, it’s a Y-shape. So you end up with three pieces instead of two. Duff claims it is perfect when it comes to the exact amount of crust to sandwich, and says it’s a hill he’s “willing to die on.”
Now other people are trying the Duff cut and posting photos on Twitter. The site Foodbeast even got in on it yesterday. They posted, in my opinion, a pretty sloppy Duff cut. But it seems to be taking the country by storm.
This sandwich cut is pretty epic. We haven’t really seen anything this groundbreaking since, well – maybe sliced bread. Or Quibi. Or The Microsoft Zune.
Is it the Pythagorean Theorum? Wait, is it A + B = C? But that can’t be right, because all sides are not equal. and I really don’t know that the Pythagorean Theory is. And I got C’s in math. So I’m probably not the one to discus math theorums. But technically speaking – fun shapes!
I do know this. I made a grilled cheese to try this Duff cut on it. It’s pretty spectacular, and all parts of the each bite are pretty equal.
I think a Presidential Medal of Freedom might be in order. Because it is indeed a meritorious contribution to our culture. And to the sandwich culture.
The perfect way to cut a sandwich – what say you, Joey Tribbiani?