First Ever ‘Florida Man Games’ Will Include Beer Belly Sumo Wrestling
With the 2024 Summer Olympics right around the corner, there seems to be some competition on the horizon! And it could turn out to be very entertaining! You know this is something The Mike & Carla Morning Show has to talk about!
Inaugural Florida Man Games Set For 2024
So evidently, the Sunshine State of Florida has decided to take advantage of all that is made fun and turn it into a competition! You hear it all the time: “A Florida man was arrested for…”
But why always Florida? You really don’t hear as much about any other state’s weird arrests and criminals like you do in Florida. This is because of Florida’s Public Records Law.
According to American University Washington College of Law, “Florida Man” stories are based on arrest records and incident reports. Reporters who write the “Florida Man” stories claim that the Florida Public Records Law allows them to access those records very easily. In fact, Florida Man is a testament to the state’s open meetings and accessible public records.
Well, a new event is taking place and it’s centered around the “Florida Man” pop culture phenomena. The Florida Man Games will be happening this February, and some of these events are hilarious.
No Athleticism Needed For these Events
Needless to say, some of the planned categories of competition are interesting. Keep in mind, there are no marathons, or water polo. And literally anyone in Florida can sign up to potentially compete.
They’ll choose 16 teams with five people each. Here are the five major events they’ve got planned:
1. Beer Belly Florida Sumo Wrestling: Basically just sumo wrestling, but without any training or prestige.
2. Evading Arrest Obstacle Course: Competitors will jump over fences and run through yards, while being chased by police.
3. Catalytic Converter, 2 Bikes, and a Handful of Copper Pipes: A head-to-head race that “lets you live a day in the life of a Florida Man headline.” Simplified: You have to steal all that stuff as fast as possible.
4. Weaponized Pool Noodle Mud Duel: Jousting with pool noodles while standing on a platform in an above-ground pool.
5. Category 5 Cash Grab: It sounds like it might be one of those boxes you stand in and try to grab dollar bills. They say you’ll be subjected to hurricane-force winds.
There’s also Something For The Florida Women
There will also be a mullet contest, a “Florida MA’AM,” beauty pageant and “Chicken Coop Bingo,” where two chickens will pick the numbers.
The festivities be capped off with something called “9-1-1 Fight Night: Brawl of the Badges.” It appears to be a series of boxing matches between firefighters and cops.
But, here’s the best part, judges for the games will be two former American Gladiators, Nitro and Ice. You can get a photo with them for an extra $50. Tickets are $45 or $145 for V.I.P. tickets. You can get them through their site, TheFloridaManGames.com.
If you want to compete, you have until Nov. 15 to register. Their website says “being athletic is not required.” Maybe John Williams will do their theme song . . . or maybe not. Below is the segment from this morning…enjoy!