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Black Bear On The Loose At Tampa International Airport

Author Morty

A Black Bear was recently captured not in it’s natural habitat, but at the Tampa International Airport! TSA members said they spotted a bear roaming along the outside perimeter fence.

To catch the bear, they set up a trap and a perimeter around a section of the airport’s property. They watched the bear overnight and used infrared cameras to make sure the bear stayed in the perimeter.

A trap was set to catch the bear and after two failed attempts to tranquilize the bear, they finally were able to get it into their perimeter and capture it! Luckily no one was at risk of danger and the bear didn’t disrupt any airport operations.

We have more on this this story and other weird and wacky stories in the Other News!

 

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Nevadans Least Likely To Survive An Alien Invasion

Aliens in Las Vegas, Nevada. One family, and their neighbors, and eyewitnesses say “it happened!”

Sadly, if there is an actual “alien invasion,” Nevada is NOT where you want to be.

The truth is, if there’s an alien invasion in America we’re probably ALL doomed.  Unless Hollywood is right, and the aliens are more like Alf, E.T, and Roger from “American Dad.” But some of us may definitely be MORE out of luck than others, and will need to be able to run fast.

A study was conducted to determine which state’s citizens would be better off in an alien invasion, based on things like:  Landscape and terrain, military defense, science and medical resources,  and food and beverage manufacturing.

 

Best states to live in case of an alien invasion:

It is said that “Virginia is for lovers” – and it’s also the state that is best prepared to deal with an alien invasion, according to a study. In the end, Virginia had the best “alien survival score.”

Georgia was second, followed by Massachusetts, New York (New Yorkers don’t flinch at the prospect of aliens, or anything else threatening them!), Louisiana, Illinois, Maryland, Missouri, Alabama, and Wisconsin.  (According to this, you don’t want to be anywhere near the west coast…)

 

Worst states to live in case of alien invasion:

The state where you have the LEAST chance of surviving an alien attack is:  NEVADA!

That’s right, the state where a family just claimed to have seen a UFO fall from the sky, and odd creatures in their backyard – along with eyewitness accounts to back it up. The state where Area 51 has had it’s residence for decades. NEVADA! How could this be?

Nevada residents deal with aliens on a daily basis, in the form of tourists! People wearing “I’m with stupid” t-shirts, people who just STOP walking, for no reason, in the middle of a busy casino floor, and people who STAND on the moving walkway at the airport. It’s a MOVING walkway! You’re supposed to feel like a gazelle on that thing! But I digress.

The other cities you definitely want to avoid, of you want to survive the X files: Arizona is the second most doomed, followed by Wyoming, Idaho, Nebraska, Oregon, Montana,  New Mexico, Main, and Utah.

Again – the west coast is DOOMED!

 

Here are the states with the most UFO sightings (per capita in 2022):

 

  • California

    California reported 15,401 UFO sightings – YIKES!

    Alien Invasion by state

    Ronald Patrick via Getty Images

  • Florida

    Florida saw 7749 UFO’s in 2022. But – it’s Florida.

    Alien invasion by state

    Mike Coppola via Getty Images)

  • Washington

    6866 flying saucers were reported in the Emerald State

    Alien Invasion by state

    John Moore via Getty Images

  • Texas

    The Lone Star state saw 5786 creature crafts

    Alien Invasion by state

    Ian Forsyth Stringer via Getty Images

  • New York

    5590 sighting in the Big Apple, but guess what? They don’t care!

    Alien Invasion by state

    Thos Robinson via Getty Images

  • Pennsylvania

    Don’t mess with Philly! Even though aliens tried 4730 times.

    Alien Invasions by state

    Hulton Archives via Getty Images

     

     

  • Arizona

    Even thought Arizona is the second most ill-prepared state when it comes to an alien invasion, aliens tried 4721 times.

    Alien Invasions by state

    David McNew via Getty Images

  • Ohio

    The Buckeye state had 4234 sightings.

    Alien Invasions by state

    Ethan Miller via Getty Images

  • Illinois

    Illinois had 4102 UFO’s travel through the Land of Lincoln.

    Alien Invasions by state

    Joe Raedle via Getty Images

  • Michigan

    Michigan was asked to “take me to your leader” 3470 times.

    Alien Invasions by state

    Hulton Archives via Getty Images

Morty is the Executive Producer of “The Mike And Carla Morning Show” on 96.3 KKLZ. He's been a part of the show and station for 5 years. Aside from producing the morning show, he has served as production director for over 20 years. Those commercials you hear between the music, he produced a lot of them for Las Vegas! He loves music, playing guitar, all things Vegas Golden Knights, the Steelers, and his English Bulldog, Squish! He will talk forever with you on any of these things! Morty writes about peculiar news stories and Las Vegas happenings.

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