Normal Things Thirty Something’s Did That Now Say ‘You’re Old’
Are you feeling older everyday, yet you’re only thirty something?
Still Using LOL? That’s Because You’re Old (lol!)
Buzzfeed did a fun piece about normal everyday things that literally everyone over the age of thirty did growing up. Well guess what? According to kids, teens – there are so many things that make you an old fart.
Yes, simply using acronyms like “LOL” can now indicate that someone is just getting older. At least to Gen Z’ers. Apparently “LOL” is dead. Millennials are now using “IJBOL“ -“I just burst out laughing” – instead of “LOL”. I know – it’s hard to keep up if you don’t get the weekly memo.
Older adults are less likely to use texting shortcuts like emojis, and GIF’s. But younger people are much more likely to use emojis and GIFs in their text communication.
Of Course You Owned An iPod – Because You’re Old
Has someone younger than you ever called you old for something you really didn’t think was an old-person thing? If you really want to feel old, just talk to a 10-year-old for five minutes. Your self-esteem will disappear like a helium balloon your kid let go of.
For example, one woman says she was called old by her kid because she still owns an iPod. iPods have been around since 2002. But according to your kids, they’re ancient. And so are you.
Some guy’s coworker told him he was old after he tossed something in a trash can from a few feet away and yelled “Kobe” when it went in. A teacher was called old because she told her students she saw the original “Shrek” in a movie theater.
Phones With Real Buttons?
Get this – I still have a landline Oh, shut up. Yes, a phone with actual buttons. Why? Because I WANT TO. DVD’s, VHS Tapes. I said “be kind, rewind” to someone – they thought I was speaking gibberish. Had no idea what I meant.
Face it, kids think you’re ancient anyhow. So make sure NOT to mention Myspace, YouTube WITHOUT ads, a checkbook, or stamps.