PARODY: The Epic Hand Washing
While we may all be home here’s a fun, positive reminder to families how we can all wash our hands. Check out this fun parody of how to wash yours hands and sing-a-long.
#NewNormal Wash your hands – we can all this and fight this virus.
Peter Hollens, The Epic Hand Washing Parody
Here are the lyrics to sing-a-long!
Song 1:
We need good by hygiene to keep livin’
Lather up for 20 whole seconds and ya kill it
Gotta make time, so the germs don’t keep winning
We need goodby hygiene
Mama said
To me every day
Wash your hands
And don’t touch your face
Hand sanitizer
Soap and hot water
After everything, when you do anything
Song 2:
So you’re a tough guy
Like to touch the muck guy
Like to keep your palms dry
Cough into your hand’s guy
I’m that clean type
Like to see it gleam type
Trust the CDC type
Scrub the surface sheen type
I’m the BATH guy, DUH
Song 3:
Now watch it DRIP (Kill it!)
Now you WAIT, WAIT (20 Seconds!)
Now watch it DRIP, DRIP (with soap!)
NOW you WAIT, WAIT
Don’t touch your face, (Don’t) don’t touch your face (Don’t do it!)
Don’t touch your face, Don’t touch your face
Now watch it DRIP (Kill it!)
Now you WAIT, WAIT (20 Seconds!)
Now watch it DRIP, DRIP
Now you WAIT, WAIT (20 Seconds!)
Song 4:
Catch that sneeze bro
shouldn’t use your hands better in that sleeve through
if you gotta cough catch it in your elbow
no shaking hands, we can wave for hello
Don’t go out bro
we don’t wanna spread any more disease so
we should follow everything the CDC knows
you’ll be feeling better in a couple weeks bro
(I mean I hope so)
Song 5:
I have a hands, I have a soap… UH! Soapy Hands!
Song 6:
You just got home late
& got cooking on your brain
You can save the day, mmm-hmm
If you wash the germs away, mmm-hmm
‘Cause the water’s gonna spray, spray, spray, spray, spray
For 20 seconds while you wait, wait, wait, wait
Baby, then you’re gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake it Off
Shake if Off
Song 7:
Germs like you don’t belong on guys like me
I’m gonna wash my hands
I’m gonna keep em clean, yeah yeah
Germs like you
don’t belong on guys like me
I’m gonna stop the spread of ________. , yeah yeah
Song 8:
This soap, just like gold
add hot water, best combo
This sink for them mad germs
Them sad germs
That bad disease!
Soap hits ya, hallelujah (hoo)
‘Cause unclean funk gon’ give it to yuh (hoo)
‘Cause unclean funk gon’ give it to yuh
‘Cause unclean funk gon’ give it to yuh
Bad bugs, we bout to squash
Don’t believe me just wash!
Song 9:
Been workin out in back (in back)
But I’m feeling like a snack (yum)
Time to wash up
Gonna make myself some Mac (And cheese!)
Now you know I’m sink bound
Twenty-second countdown
Hot water, soap, rinse
Lather and repeat now (rinse, rinse)
Can’t nobody stop this scrubbin
Yuh can’t stop this scrubbin
Yeah, I’m gonna take my hands to a warm sink flow
I’m gonna wash till my fingers glow
I’m gonna take my hands to a warm sink bowl
Song 10:
Wash your hands do do do do do do
Wash your hands do do do do do do
Wash your hands do do do do do do
Wash your hands…
no, but, seriously
