Larry Martino

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The holiday season is upon us, and we are starting off with Thanksgiving this week.

Turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, green bean casserole, stuffing, and pumpkin pie. Football games on television. Lots of friends and family with whom we celebrate. Sometimes, those family celebrations can get a little intense. I guess it just depends on if your family likes to point out your faults whenever you see them or talk to them. Hopefully, you and your family and friends like to celebrate by actually giving thanks and being kind to each other.

Traveling during the Thanksgiving holiday can be very tough, especially if you have to fly to your destination. I tried it once and vowed I would never do it again. Delayed flights, missed Thanksgiving dinner, had to eat left overs, missed the football games and the celebration. And it cost me an arm and a leg.

I love comedy. I really admire the talent of great stand-up comics. I think what they do is incredible. On the radio, I do what I do in a closed-door studio. I never see the audience. Stand-up comedians have to make people laugh while they are looking them right in the eye. It’s do or die. It takes guts, and great comedic chops.

So, I thought I would share some great stand-up comedy with you every Monday. Why? Because it’s Monday! Everyone could use a good laugh on Monday. So, here we go with our next installment. Check out these eleven comedians on Dry Bar Comedy with great comedy touching on just about every aspect of Thanksgiving. Enjoy!



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Larry Martino is the long-time Afternoon Drive personality on 96.3 KKLZ. The views and opinions expressed in this blog are those of Larry Martino and not necessarily those of Beasley Media Group, LLC.


14 Thanksgiving T-Shirts That Are Fun & Hilarious

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Now some people will dress really nice for Thanksgiving, and if you’re one of those people all power to you. I, however, am the queen of wearing a fun Thanksgiving t-shirt to our family parties. I’m also one of those folks who usually have to attend two full Thanksgiving meals so comfort is the biggest part of my wardrobe choices and I’m most comfortable in a t-shirt. So I’ve found some of the best Thanksgiving t-shirts that are perfect for your Thanksgiving gatherings this year. Check them out below: 

  • 1) Leftovers Are For Quitters

    Let’s kick this one off with a fun one. This shirt made me laugh very hard. For all of you who love Thanksgiving food, this one is for you.

  • 2) Lost In The Sauce

    While I’m not the biggest fan of cranberry sauce, I know many other people love it. So for all of you cranberry sauce lovers, this will show your true love for the dish as well as be a real talking point for everyone at the table.

  • 3) Turkey Casserole

    When I saw this I couldn’t stop singing it! Not only do I love the color of this one, but I love the fact that it’s got a catchy tune like Tootsee Roll by 69Boyz. 

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  • 4) Kids Table

    Some of us have waited our whole lives to make it to the adult table. And then there are those of us adults that clearly have to be sent back to the Kids Table from time to time. Let’s face it, sometimes the adult table isn’t as fun and the kids know how to have a fun time.

  • 5) Star Wars Porg Turkey

    Star Wars fans we’ve found the perfect shirt for you. The Porg turkey is a great substitution for a real turkey we think.

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  • 6) Gobble Wobble Toddler Shirt

    How about this adorable shirt for a toddler? We love simple and this Gobble Wobble is perfect for them Keeps them festive and will be great for pictures.

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  • 7) Feast Mode

    Beast mode? More like Feast Mode! The Thanksgiving feast is the perfect time to bring out this shirt.

  • 8) WKRP Turkey Drop

    “As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” By far one of the best episodes from WKRP in Cincinnati. I have one just like this, and honestly, it’s a crowd-pleaser every year.

  • 9) Sides Chick

    For me, the sides are the best part of the Thanksgiving feast! Bring on the stuffing, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, etc. I want it all more than I want the turkey!

  • 10) Turkey Dabbing

    I don’t have many things about this. The turkey dabbing was hilarious, and that’s the main reason why it’s on this list!

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  • 11) FRIENDS Monica Turkey Head

    Another great Thanksgiving episode! This turkey head will always be associated with the iconic Friends episode, but to me, it’s one of my favorite scenes because it’s the scene where Chandler tells Monica he loves her. So for all my FRIENDS fans, this shirt is probably one you will want to wear year after year. 

  • 12) Wine, Turkey, Nap

    Wine, Turkey, Nap, and absolutely in that order. This a perfect shirt for all you Winos out there!

  • 13) Let’s Get Basted

    And I wouldn’t dream of leaving off my beer drinkers out there. This turkey “let’s get basted”  shirt is great for those of you who love holiday puns of course.

  • 14) I Went To Art School

    This last one might be my favorite. Little kids’ Thanksgiving art is much beloved and treasured, but it’s usually not the best art in the world. So for those of you who like to just push the limits a bit this shirt is hilarious and will certainly make a splash during the holidays.


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