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CSI Europe Cracking Down On Criminal Dog Poopers

Author Carla Rea

July 24th, 2023 7:39 AM

CSI Europe cracking down on dog poopers

CSI Europe is cracking down on criminal dogs!

It’s irritating to find mysterious, well – dog poo – showing up on your lawn. Especially when you don’t have a dog! These days most everyone has a doorbell or security camera, so that helps when trying to figure out who the four-legged culprit is.

CSI Poopytown:

Europe is going full “CSI” on the situation. Several cities in Europe are now using DNA to track down irresponsible pet owners, who do not clean up their dogs’ poop. If you’re caught, you could be fined around $135 per offense.

Several towns and cities in France, Spain, and the U.K. are using DNA testing to track down irresponsible pet owners.

They have programs that require pet owners to have their dogs’ genetics registered and logged in a database that can be accessed by the authorities for several reasons: If they are lost, or injured – and tracking their opop that has been left out in public.

Your Civic Dood — Duty:

People can collect stray poo in the streets of these European countries, or on their own property, and send it to the police for DNA analysis. Which is somehow both crazy, and awesome, at the same time. And yep, if you get caught, you could be paying a $135 fine.

Can They Make You?

Ok, so how do they stop people from NOT having their dogs swabbed? If you’re out in public with your pet, it is required that you carry proof that your dog is registered, and if you get caught without it, you could be fined as well – around $40.

Most of these programs are relatively new, so it’s unclear how successful they’ve been. But with all the rules, and possible fines that can be levied, it’s probably more of a threat than anything else. I mean, you’d need to have a lot of money and manpower devoted to enforcement and lab testing.

And, after all, it’s not a major crime – it’s dog poop.

Carla Rea is the morning show co-host on “The Mike and Carla Morning Show" on 96.3 KKLZ, in Las Vegas. She has been working with her partner and friend Mike O'Brian for the past 25 plus years. At KKLZ for 12 years. Carla Rea is a Gracie Award winner. She started out in talk radio, "when talk radio was still fun" Rea says. Prior to, and along with doing the morning show, Carla is also a comedian. You may have seen her on Conan O'Brien, Evening at The Improv, Showtime, or several comedy clubs across the country. Carla also worked as a light feature reporter at KSNV/NBC Las Vegas, going behind the scenes at various shows, and restaurants on the Las Vegas strip. As a content creator 96.3 KKLZ, Carla writes in a sarcastic, cheeky, unapologetic way on Las Vegas, movies, TV, celebrities, and this thing we call life.

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In 2021, $123.6 billion was spent on our pets in just the U.S.. That includes: Pet food and treats, supplies, vet care, grooming, boarding, training, pet sitting and walking, insurance, etc.

Why does it cost so much to get your furry family member groomed? Dog, and pet grooming, is typically close to – and very often, more – than what we humans spend on our own haircuts. But it’s definitely more involved than our own simple haircut.

The Daily Mirror says a London dog groomer is tired of people asking her “why it costs more” to get their dog groomed? She posted a sign in her window that is pretty funny, and has now gone viral. It reads:

Top ten reasons it costs more to get our pets groomed than our own hair cut. (By the way – the last one could have really wrapped it all up…)

10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end. (Right outta the gate- a very valid point. However, it might be nice.)
9. You don't go eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair. (Have you been on the Las Vegas Strip lately?)
8. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a sanitary trim. (Huh? Ooooooooh.)
7. Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears.
6. Your hairdresser doesn't remove the boogies from your eyes.
5. You sit still for your hairdresser.
4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.
3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.
2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser. (Well - there may be days...)
Dog getting fancied up!
1. The likelihood of you pooping on the hairdresser is pretty slim.