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Carla Rea’s Take: Tom Brady And Gisele File For Divorce

Carla Rea October 28th, 2022
Well, it’s official – Divorce papers have been filed for Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen.
This morning on The Mike & Carla Morning Show, Carla Rea thought she should give her take on this whole situation. Now, for those in the know say the divorce document will be short, but the terms of the settlement will remain confidential and sealed.  Reportedly, the couple’s attorneys have been working on the papers since early September, but I’m pretty sure they will both be just fine, since they are both multi millionaires.

Sources say the sticking point for years has been that Gisele wanted Tom to get out of the game.  She’s publicly talked about her fear he would develop CTE, but she’s also been very upset with his NFL schedule.  Six months out of the year it’s nothing but football, and those close to her say she simply hates it!

My take? Gisele wants more. Not money, not fame, not travel – SEX. And in my humble opinion, as good looking, cool, star athlete as Tom Brady is, I think he’s just plain boring in bed. There – I said it!

I I was pulling for these two, but unfortunately I don’t believe Tom Brady has anything else in head head but football! I’m pretty sure his porn is watching game tapes, and I’m pretty sure they are playing all the time. “Tom, put the remote down, or you’ll go blind!”

I have nothing against Tom Brady. In fact I think he’s most likely the best quarterback in the history of football. An incredibly successful athlete, businessman, he’s good-looking – but that means NOTHING if you’re not bringing it in the sack! Ladies – am I right???

I think Gisele just wants a man who loves her – at least as much as football. A man who will be IN a marriage. A man that will support HER career like she has supported HIS career. A man who won’t roll over after five minutes and pick up the playbook – and I mean the TEAM playbook!

Maybe Tom Brady should have used those hammer power runs, jumbo formations, and quarterback sneaks on Giselle. She’s also Brazilian, and she needs more than a piece of white bread in her toaster.

All serious kidding aside, I was pulling for Tom And Giselle. I’d like to think that ONE FREAKING CELEBRITY MARRIAGE COULD LAST! But alas – NO.

-Carla Rea

 

Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady Through The Years

Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady have been married since 2009 and share two children together: Vivian Lake Brady and Benjamin Rein. After meeting through friends in 2006, Brady and Bündchen started seeing each other that December.

“I knew right way — the first time I saw him,” she recalled to Vanity Fair in 2009 about Brady. “We met through a friend. The moment I saw him, he smiled and I was like, ‘That is the most beautiful, charismatic smile I’ve ever seen!’ We sat and talked for three hours. I had to go home for Christmas, but I didn’t want to leave. You know that feeling of, like, you can’t get enough? From the first day we met, we’ve never spent one day without speaking to each other.”

For the picture-perfect couple, it wasn’t always rainbows and butterflies. They had their fair share of trouble, starting with Brady’s ex, Bridget Moynahan being pregnant with his child in February 2007.

The couple got engaged in January of 2009 and wed one month later in Santa Monica, California. They then threw another wedding two months later in Costa Rica. Nine months later, the couple welcomed their first child together, Benjamin. Three years later daughter Vivian was born.

Over a decade later and the couple is still in love and stronger than ever. See Brady and Bündchen’s relationship grow through the years below:

 

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