Taco Bell Retirement Community Opening For Young People: Make Your Reservation

My mom used to say that, eventually, you run out of new things, and that "everything old is new again." I wish I could tell her she was right.

Want to play pickleball? Take painting classes, or join a knitting circle? Play Bocce Ball and croquet? Or maybe just play some old school games, like Monopoly, Clue, Life? then it's time for the retirement home. The Taco Bell Gen Z retirement home, that is.

For one weekend next month (August), Taco Bell is creating a retirement community for YOUNG people near San Diego (a stones throw from Las Vegas) called "The Cantinas."  And yes, activities include pickleball, croquet, painting classes, and knitting circles.

It's just a gimmick, and it will only be open for one weekend, on August 17th and 18th.

Although it seems a little cruel, because I'm sure Gen Z might never get to retire. So, actually, this might be perfect.

Taco Bell is is trying to attract more Gen Z customers by leaning into "grandmacore."  Oh, it's a thing! A lot of young people think 'old-people' stuff is very cool now. Not just apparel, but activities, and attitudes.

Taco Bell is offering day passes for $50. Or for $150, you get lodging - a two night stay - plus an "elevated" Taco Bell dining experience, and access to all of the various 'old-people' activities.

They include pickleball tournaments, painting classes, knitting circles, bocce, croquet, golf, a "wide variety of old school games."  So I will assume that means good old board games.

You have to be a Taco Bell rewards member to go, which isn't an exclusive thing, since anyone can join by downloading their app.

The biggest hurdle will be landing a spot at the "home." Reservations are open now. Go to TheCantinas.net. It's first come first serve. 

Taco Bell has been offering exclusive experiences for its Rewards members, and fans, for a long time. Including new menu items news, subscription programs, and the Live Más live event that took place earlier this year, right here in Las Vegas., where Taco Bell announced its 2024 menu calendar.

Personally, I think a Taco Bell retirement community sounds GREAT! And from a Gen X'er to all the Gen Z'ers - do it! Because you might not see retirement as many before you will, and have.

What generation is next?

Boomers think anyone younger than them is a Millennial, and  anyone under 35 seems to think that anyone OVER 35 is a "Boomer" - Wrong! But this chatter has been going on for generations!

Let's break it down (an expression from Gen X) so you know just where you fall. And when your kids,  parents, or grand parents speak, and use some lame - or cheugy (pronounced "chew-gee") expression, you'll know why, and what they mean.

BOOMERS:

There are actually Boomers I and Boomers II.

Boomers I were born between approximately 1946 – 1954. Boomers II were born between approximately 1955 – 1964. Boomers are broken into two different groups because the span is so large, and the oldest of the generation have different sensibilities than the younger. In the U.S.,  Boomers II, are just young enough to have missed being drafted into war.

Gen Z seems to think that Baby Boomers are just their out-of-touch grandparents, but they had a wild youth they often don't talk about. Boomers are named as such, because after their parents came home from WWII, and the American population exploded. Baby Boomers defied their parents, protested the Vietnam War, and created the "Summer of Love." (Look it up, kids)

GENERATION X: 

Gen X'ers were born between approximately 1965-1980.

Some Gen X'ers say they are the bridge that connects all the generations before and after them. They are often dismissed as the" slacker" generation.

Generation X lived through the AIDS epidemic, MTV culture, and a shifting cultural landscape that gave rise to LGBTQ+ rights.  Gen X parents were famously (or infamously) the first to use helicopter parenting styles. Unlike Boomer parents, who happily let their kids stay outside until the streetlights came on, Generation X parents had a tendency to be far more involved with their children's social and educational development.

GENERATION Y ( or MILLENIALS):

Gen Y'ers were born between approximately 1981 - 1994.

Millennials lived through 9/11, remember when Amazon just sold books, and they're the first generation to know a childhood both with and without the internet.

Boomers may accuse Millennials of being self-centered and entitled because of their excessive use of technology, Gen Y'ers are incredibly community-oriented and environmentally conscious - traits that are now being picked up by their children in the next generation.

GENERATION Z (or iGen):

Gen Z'ers were born between approximately 1995–2012.

Who is Gen Z? They're still "youngsters" and haven't made their mark as a generation yet, but they will.

Gen Z kids are the first to be born into a world where they know nothing else besides being constantly connected to one another, through their phones, screens, tablets, and even their TV's with gaming.

So who's next? That would be the Alpha generation:

This will be the first generation that will never know a time when social media didn't exist. They'll be more technically savvy than any generation before them. Hopefully they will use this powerful tool to change humanity in positive ways!

Now a little help with that generational slang -

A Gen-Z term that became popular because of TikTok. Chuegy describes anything that's considered uncool, untrendy, or people who deliberately stick to "older" trends.

Gen Z. "Sus" means suspicious, or something, or someone that is questionable or dishonest. It was popularized during the online game 'Among Us,' where the goal was to lie your way through, and not get caught killing all of your “teammates” on a spaceship. Good times!

Gen Z. Often found in the comment section of pictures of Instagram models, “Snack” means someone extremely attractive that you just really want to "take a bite out of." Of course, not to be confused with “main course”, which is someone who is wife/husband material.

Gen Y. Humblebrag is used to boast, but pretend to be modest about it.  It is an oxymoronic compound of the words “humble” and “brag” and is credited to Harris Wittels, a writer for the TV show Parks and Recreation, who created the Twitter account @Humblebrag back in 2010.

GEN Y. “Bye Felicia” is a slang way of dismissing someone. It is based on a character named Felisha in the movie Friday. "Bye, Felicia" often appears in memes, GIFs, and hashtags to express disregard or indifference to someone. As if to say, “That’s it. I’m done putting up with you. I’m so over this. Byeeee.”

Gen Y. “Thirst” or “being thirsty” is a way to describe lusting after someone, desperately. Thus began, “thirst trap,” used to describe photos people post with the obvious, or subtle intention, of getting others to lust after them and post comments that boost their ego.

Gen X. If someone says you’re trippin’, you’re acting like a fool, you're too excited, or  too bothered about something. The earliest usage of the word was found in the 80's and is, of course, related to a psychedelic drug trip, so really - from the early 50s.

GEN X. Headbanger came about in the early 80s. It refers to someone who loves heavy metal music. Gen X culture was responsible for a lot of musical contributions, including punk rock and grunge.  The phrase shortened over the years to just “banger."

GEN X. To “psych someone out.” Meant to mess with them or their head. Its first documented usage originated from a 1975 Dictionary of American Slang and was described as “To unnerve someone; cause someone to lose composure, will, skill, etc.”