Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One: ‘A Cow Breaks Into A Doctor’s Office’
A 650 lb cow recently broke into a medical office in Orange, Virginia. The cow was being taken to an auction when it escaped (smart cow!)and broke into Orange Family Physicians office. Cow catchers Timmy Lamb and Sam Crawford arrived on horseback to catch the cow. It was scared and broke through two glass doors at the doctor’s office. The cowboys lassoed the cow and removed it. “An auction”?? They LIED to you cow!!!
Doritos is giving away two Super Bowl tickets – but to win them, you have to shave a Dorito-shaped triangle into your head.
It’s based on Bills linebacker Von Miller, who’s been rocking a triangle do for a while. The bar is set high – or maybe low – for marketing stunts now. They have to be really stupid for people to care. Maybe TOO stupid? After you shave the triangle, you also have to come up with a name for the haircut, and post a photo online with “#NameThatTriangle” and “#Entry”.
A lot of gun owners take their firearm responsibility very seriously. And then there’s THIS guy in Minnesota. 76-year-old Michael Powers was arrested, after he just opened fire on a squirrel who was on his bird feeder! But, it’s nothing new – he told the cops he regularly did that, and said he was “at war” with the squirrels.
A little problem though – he didn’t hit the squirrel. Instead, at least six bullets hit a neighbor’s house, including one that went through the window of a CHILD’S BEDROOM. The other five hit the siding. Fortunately, no one was hurt. Here’s the best part: as the man was being cuffed, his wife reportedly said, “Well, I told you!”
We’ve talked about this ancient piece of fruitcake a lot over the years, and we all know that I (Carla) LOVE fruitcake. I’m probably the only one.
Sarah Randolph, of Joliet, Illinois, is looking to re-home her 1918 fruitcake. Her grandmother baked the cake and sent it to her brother, who was stationed in Europe with the military. The brother returned the fruitcake – as most people probably would have – before it was handed down to several generations. Sarah hopes a museum will take the cake. Ok, sure – why not!
Get all the details on these stories by listening to the “Other News” from this morning and…enjoy!
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