Las Vegas Chicken Ranch Offering Freebies For Big Game Winning Team
PeopleImages iStock via Getty ImagesLeave it to Las Vegas to offer up even more to the winners of the big game.
The Chicken Ranch In Pahrump Nevada Has A Special Offer For The Winning SB Team
The world famous Chicken Ranch Brothel in Pahrump, Nevada - just outside of Las Vegas (because it's not legal in Las Vegas/Clark County) - has announced free *ahem* adult services for the winners of the upcoming Super Bowl!
And the offer isn't just for players, but also the players wives and girlfriends. So the whole (adult) family can celebrate. The Ranch is calling it a "Sextravaganza!"
Quite the daring move, and an offer that is bound to make a lot of people go, "hmm...?" The Chicken Ranch Brothel promises a bunch of freebies, including free limo service, access to the bar, a swimming pool, adult specialty areas, and VIP Bungalows, according to TMZ.
The announcement was made by 'employees' of the Chicken Ranch, Alice Little and Addison Gray. Which sound like the names of Taylor Swift's cats.
Do you really think Travis is going to Uber himself and Taylor out there if the Chiefs win? And do you think Brock Purdy is going to grab his fiance, rent a car, and head out to the ranch? No. But - maybe some of the other guys on the winning team will take advantage of this great offer.
The Chicken Ranch Is Not The Only "Ranch" Of Its Kind Near Las Vegas
Sherri's Ranch is another famous stop. And don't think you have to go for THAT. They also have a restaurant, and bar, that gets 4.5 out of 5 stars. Ribeye steak, lemon pepper chicken, and grilled halibut are just a few of the options. So if you're just curious, you can just go grab a bite, or take a look. At the food menu, and yes - the other menu...
Sherri's has NOT extended the same offer to players, at least not at this time. Personally, I think they should charge players on the winning team more, if they show up. I mean, if they win, they get the big bonuses!
The Chicken Ranch Brothel is expecting a big jump in business this weekend. And knowing the tourism industry in Las Vegas, after living here for so long - they will indeed have a busy weekend. Go team?
Best Off The Las Vegas Strip Comfort Food For Losers Of Any Big Game
The Super Bowl teams are officially set, and the game is around the corner for Las Vegas.
Sports books are coming up with their odds, and prop bets. The field is getting a mani pedi. And there will be one big winner - and one big loser. And I don't mean Taylor and Travis.
When Your Team Loses You Need Comforting Food
My team was eliminated in the playoffs, sadly. What did I do? I ate and drank - to celebrate my losing team going as far as they did. But where do Las Vegas Locals go for loser comfort food?
Las Vegas is a great place to celebrate, and eat and drink, as a winner. But it's also a great place to celebrate your loss with food, and drink. Being Italian, we celebrate anything or nothing with food, so who am I really kidding here?
With my team out - although usually much earlier than this - I decided to let you losers in on some great places in Las Vegas to celebrate you losing team. Everyone is going to lose at some point, so you might as well enjoy eating, and drowning your sorrows away. Especially in Las Vegas.
There Is All Sorts Of Comfort Food In Las Vegas
There's your standard comfort food. With all that good starch, and fat, to knock you out and make you forget that your team went down in flames. There's healthy food, so you don't feel as guilty chowing down. There are different nationalities of food. Italian, Mexican, Greek, Indian, Thai. There are also different times of the day to indulge your sorrows: breakfast, lunch, dinner - or4th meal late night snack.
I'm hoping this short list is helpful for all the losers out there - or soon to be losers - in Las Vegas. Eventually every team, even yours, is going to lose at some point. So be prepared, with some great off the Las Vegas strip loser food options in the Super Bowl LVIII host city.
Fukuburger
Originally just a food truck. Fukuburger burgers were - and still are - amazing! They are brick and mortar now. They top American burgers with Asian style toppings. And Las Vegas loves it! I love their Chicken Katsu sandwich: Panko crusted chicken with shredded cabbage, their "crack sauce" and katsu sauce. Great for a big loss.
The Bagel Cafe
Located in Summerlin, The Bagel Cafe opened in 1996. Their food is big, fresh, and amazingly good! New Yorkers say their bagels are a taste of home. And call me old fashioned, but their chicken salad, and egg salad are the best - next to my moms. Get either one on one of their bagels, and I promise you won't have to eat for the rest of the day. Stuffed cabbage, roast chicken, knockwurst - their menu will take care of every loser craving - and make you feel like a winner!
Roma Deli II
Roma Deli is what I ate when my team blew it. Yes the Detroit Lions loss led me to the best Margherita pizza, and Penne Aglio Olio. Their portions are huge, so you will almost always leave with leftovers for the next day. I've been eating at Roma for years. It's the closest to the way my Italian family cooked, and the place itself is so authentically 'Italy.' Reminds me of being in a restaurant in Italy - understated, but so much personality! So many favorites, and all from scratch. And a great, unique wine selection. Try the Pasta e Fagioli, and the Pollo Milanese. Or ANYTHING for that matter. You will feel like a winner again!
Hash House A Go Go
Great loser comfort food at Hash House. And very LARGE portions. They call it 'Twisted Farm food.' Breakfast is outrageously good, but make sure you come hungry! Their sage fried chicken is so flavorful, and crispy. And it's paired up with almost everything, and anything. French toast dipped in banana cinnamon cream with candied pecans, grilled bananas, and syrup - YUM! The sage fried chicken and waffles is the popular go to. Order it - and then be prepared to be stuffed full, and basically waddle out of the restaurant. There are several locations. The below location is the original. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Carson Kitchen
Go downtown in Las Vegas, and try the Carson Kitchen - it is a must visit. And don't think about calories, just think about uniquely good food. One of their most popular items - Crispy chicken skins. They are out of this freaking world! Chicken thighs, pork porterhouse, baked mac and cheese, short rib flatbread - it's very original - winning - comfort food. Definitely compliment the chef at Carson Kitchen, because their food is definitely WINNING!
Snooze AM Eatery
New to Las Vegas, Snooze AM Eatery is really cool. Very vintage L.A. feel, and there are healthier options, if you're wanting a healthy breakfast, or lunch. They have a plant powered menu- and then all the other good stuff as well. And they feature a pancake of the week, each week. Or you can try a Signature pancake flight: Pineapple Upside Down, Blueberry Danish and Sweet Potato pancakes. Their French toast is made of fresh brioche, and stuffed with house-made mascarpone, then topped with vanilla crème, caramel, fresh strawberries and toasted coconut. It is something from another planet - so damn good! It will help a lot when you drown you loser sorrows.
Heart Attack Grill
I was told by a loser (Baltimore Ravens) friend, that I HAD to include this place. Yes, the HEART ATTACK GRILL, where they encourage you to gain all the weight you want. The Single Bypass Burger offers up 5 slices of bacon. The Octuple Bypass Burger has 40 slices of bacon - so here's that. If nothing else, the place is entertaining! When you enter they put a hospital gown on you, and if you weight over 350 lbs they feed you for free. Yikes! But - their burger are very good. Get one, and split it. An know going in, there is nothing "light" at this place - AT ALL. Not even a light beer. And there is a sign that reads: Cash only because you may die before check clears. So if you really want to eat your loser roubles away - well...
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