I already found out if I made Santa Claus’ Naughty or Nice list – and so can you!
This year, you can find out what list you’re on ahead of time, thanks to the North Pole Government Department of Christmas Affairs. It recently released its 2022 Naughty & Nice list, giving you plenty of time to improve, and fast track your chances of being in the big guy’s good graces come Christmas morning.
“The Department of Christmas Affairs” uses the Global Behavior Tracking Network and data mining technology to determine who will be in Santa’s good graces come Christmas.
You don’t have to enter any info, or take a quiz to find out what Disney princess or Ninja Turtle you most resemble. You can look at the list of hundreds and hundred of names to see if you – or someone you know – is getting a pony, or coal.
Here’s the good thing – If your name does appear on the naughty list and you’d like to dispute the result with the powers that be, you can make a request for a review. “It is extremely important that you notify the Department of Christmas Affairs as soon as you can if you believe your results are incorrect,” the website explains. “If possible, get in touch before Christmas Day so that we can make sure your records are updated before Santa’s visit.” Do it, and he could be loading your presents onto his sleigh on Christmas eve!
Pro tip: Being a really good person between now and Christmas is a fast track alternative to the behavioral review system. “Good deeds and genuine niceties will be detected by the Department’s Global Behavior Tracking Network and good vibes will be sent directly to the North Pole Records Center.” Translation: Don’t be a tool and the likelihood of a Santa visit goes up!
Also, be sure to include all the good deeds you think make you deserving of a nice result. And on Christmas morning leave a bottle of rum next to the egg nog and cookies.
If your personal year in review is looking bleak, you still have time to fix it HERE.
By the way – I made the NICE list! (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!)
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