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Morty’s Dog Squish Makes His Super Bowl LIX Prediction

Every year, Morty’s English Bulldog, Squish, makes his Super Bowl winner prediction. This year Super Bowl LIX will be held in New Orleans at the Caesars Superdome. It will be…

Squish sitting down for a photo.

Squish sitting down at home, posing for a photo.

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Every year, Morty's English Bulldog, Squish, makes his Super Bowl winner prediction. This year Super Bowl LIX will be held in New Orleans at the Caesars Superdome. It will be the Philadelphia Eagles vs. Kansas City Chiefs. Who will win?

How Squish Makes His Prediction

Squish loves himself some McDonalds cheeseburgers and fries. Morty takes a McDonalds cheeseburger and cuts it in half. One half will be put in a bowl corresponding to the Eagles. The other half goes into the bowl corresponding to the Chiefs. He then puts in an equal amount of fries into each teams bowls. Squish has no time limit, but whatever bowl he finishes first is his prediction for the winner of the Super Bowl.

Squish is currently 3-1 with his predictions. Can he go 4-1 with his predictions with his pick this year? We'll find out.

More On Squish

Squish is a nine year-old pure bread English Bulldog who enjoys being lazy, snacking, and watching TV. Does he watch football, yes he does. He is a Steelers fan because I'm a huge Steelers fan, so this decision is not biased by any means. You're probably going to ask if Squish is a Taylor Swift fan? He isn't a Swifty but he does like some of her songs. This is mostly because I like some of her songs and won't turn it off when it does come up on random. Squish also loves to sleep 20 hours out of 24 hours in a day. If you try to get him to do something while he's in his sleeping slumber, he won't budge. He loves his beauty sleep.

So who will he pick? Do you agree with his pick? Will he get back on the winning track?

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Morty is the Executive Producer of “The Mike And Carla Morning Show” on 96.3 KKLZ. He's been a part of the show and station for 5 years. Aside from producing the morning show, he has served as production director for over 20 years. Those commercials you hear between the music, he produced a lot of them for Las Vegas! He loves music, playing guitar, all things Vegas Golden Knights, the Steelers, and his English Bulldog, Squish! He will talk forever with you on any of these things! Morty writes about peculiar news stories and Las Vegas happenings.