Morty’s Dog Squish Makes His Prediction For Super Bowl LVIII
Super Bowl LVIII will happen this weekend right in Las Vegas. It will be the Kansas City Chiefs vs. The San Francisco 49ers. As the Vegas valley prepares to host thousands and thousands of people.
How The Big Game Prediction Works
Every year, we predict who will win with my English Bulldog, Squish. How does he decide? We place his favorite meal in two bowls, assigned to each team. Each bowl is filled with exactly ten French fries and a half of a cheeseburger! Both are Squish’s favorite treat. Squish is 3-0 and is going for 4-0.
According to The Hill, with the whole Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift thing happening, there’s a lot of people wanting and rooting for the Kansas City Chiefs to win. With the NFL embracing Taylor Swift attending games, everyone thinks the NFL has everything scripted and rigged, so the Chiefs win.
Well guess what? There’s no tricks here. Whichever bowl is emptied first is the winner! The bowls are placed respectively in front of the teams helmets.
More On Squish
Squish is a seven year-old pure bread English Bulldog who enjoys being lazy, snacking, and watching TV. Does he watch football, yes he does. He is a Steelers fan because I’m a huge Steelers fan, so this decision is not biased by any means. You’re probably going to ask if Squish is a Taylor Swift fan? He isn’t a Swifty but he does like some of her songs. This is mostly because I like some of her songs and won’t turn it off when it does come up on random.
Can Squish continue his winning streak for this years Super Bowl LVIII? Will he go 4-0 with his prediction?
So who did Squish choose? And also Squish knows how to make it suspenseful. Who do you want to win? And do agree with Squish’s pick?