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Getting A Colonoscopy? Carla Rea’s Suggestions For Notes – Down There

A woman on Twitter who goes by the name “Lynzy Lab” posted about a prank her dad suggested for her mom’s routine COLONOSCOPY this week.  And the mom actually agreed…

Colonoscopy notes

Colonoscopy time, and leaving a note for your doctor

A woman on Twitter who goes by the name "Lynzy Lab" posted about a prank her dad suggested for her mom's routine COLONOSCOPY this week.  And the mom actually agreed to MAYBE do it.

The tweet: "My mom's getting a colonoscopy on Thursday. My dad said she should stick a piece of paper in her butt crack that says, "I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty." I told her if this gets 10,000 likes, she has to do it. She agreed. Internet: Do your thing."

They revised the idea a day later, and said that for "logistical reasons," they'll use a marker to write directly ON her butt instead of using paper.

Mom agreed to do it if the daughter's tweet got at least 10,000 likes by today, which she probably didn't think would happen.  As of this moment it has received 9287 likes.

Latest tweet: "The bad news is we didn’t quite make it to 10k, which is a pretty big bummer. The good news is my mom is a benevolent lil pantaloon and has decided to do it anyway. Let us lift her up in love & gratitude for this most precious gift she has bestowed upon us. We do not deserve her."

This is one cool family! And considering all that our KKLZ family has been going through with our morning show Executive Producer, Morty, and losing my brother last week - GET YOUR COLONOSCOPY! We know by now it can save your life!

If you WERE going to leave a note - down there - what would it be?

Carla Rea's suggestions:

  • Careful! There's already a crack
  • Let me know if you find my head
  • Next time, buy me a drink
  • No flash photography beyond this point
  • Must be this tall to ride this ride
  • Other end up
  • Is there an echo?
  • Your AD here
  • May the winds of fortune ever be in your favor

You may feel free to use at any time. But again - get your colonoscopy! Believe it or not, more came in on The M&C Morning Show this morning...which you can listen to below and enjoy!

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Carla Rea is the morning show co-host on “The Mike and Carla Morning Show" on 96.3 KKLZ, in Las Vegas. She has been working with her partner and friend Mike O'Brian for the past 25 plus years. At KKLZ for 12 years. Carla Rea is a Gracie Award winner. She started out in talk radio, "when talk radio was still fun" Rea says. Prior to, and along with doing the morning show, Carla is also a comedian. You may have seen her on Conan O'Brien, Evening at The Improv, Showtime, or several comedy clubs across the country. Carla also worked as a light feature reporter at KSNV/NBC Las Vegas, going behind the scenes at various shows, and restaurants on the Las Vegas strip. As a content creator 96.3 KKLZ, Carla writes in a sarcastic, cheeky, unapologetic way on Las Vegas, movies, TV, celebrities, and this thing we call life.