Jared Leto plays the sickly Dr. Michael Morbius in Morbius, the latest movie set in the world of Spider-Man (it’s complicated, but Spider-Man is owned by Sony Pictures, who lends the web-slinger to Marvel Studios for MCU films). The doctor is a gaunt science genius who has spent his life trying to come up with a cure for his mysterious ailment; along the way, he invented artificial blood. Traveling to Costa Rica, Morbius enters a cave to capture a gigantic flock of vampire bats, whose DNA he plans to extract to create a powerful new serum, which he’ll inject into his own veins.
From the special effects to the writing, critics and viewers alike had adjacent feelings about the film. Check out their hilarious yet brutal reviews below: