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Tom Brady retires:

Yep – he just propped his phone on a rock, and quietly told the world.

Nope – no Raiders. No Patriots. No Steelers. He’s DONE. And it sounds like he means it. Here’s the thing – you’re going to miss seeing him every week on that field.

Is Tom Brady the greatest quarterback ever? He has won more Super Bowls than any other quarterback and is certainly considered by most to be the best of all time. But – and again, I think most would agree that Joe Montana deserves all the recognition he deserves, as the generations die off.

Has Tom Brady defeated every team? Yes – at least once.

We won’t se Tom-Tom on the field playing anymore, and the thought of retirement can be daunting – so what can he do now?

Brady recently signed a 10-year deal with Fox Sports for $375 million to be a lead NFL analyst on-air, when he finishes playing. He also wanted to corner the fitness market with TB12, a program which is built around a regimen created by his body coach Alex Guerrero.

But what about Tom Brady’s day to day life? What does a multi millionaire do with his time now? He’s single, not playing football anymore, and you can only sit in a recliner for so long watching old football games.

Here are MY suggestions for Tom Brady’s retirement –

-Carla Rea

  • Start a garage band with Gronk

    Ladies and gentlemen – The Leatherheads!

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  • Put out a line of Tom Brady Catheters


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  • Date Sally Field

    She’s single, he’s single, they did a movie together – it works!

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  • Create an OnlyFans account

    And just let people watch you paint your – or someone else’s – toenails all day!

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  • Sell off his Tom Brady Beanie Babies

    He could make a fortune off of himself!

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  • Get a cat


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  • Threaten neighborhood kids from his front porch by throwing footballs at them


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  • Finish painting the spare room

    Because you never have time to get that done!

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  • Do a Geico commercial!

    Tom can be funny! Let him work with the Gecko, or the “aunts.”

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