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Stop Talking, I Just Want To Enjoy My Flight! Here’s How To Shut ‘Em Up

Flying. We all do it, but we all secretly loathe “those” people. Does it annoy you when people on a plane stand up in the aisle before it’s their turn…

Stop talking to me

Shut up, I’m trying to enjoy my flight!

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Flying. We all do it, but we all secretly loathe "those" people.

Does it annoy you when people on a plane stand up in the aisle before it's their turn to get off?  63% said yes in a new poll.  41% also find it annoying when people clap when the plane lands without CRASHING.  But neither of those things made the list of our TOP airline pet peeves. Here are our biggest annoyances when flying:

1.  When the person behind you kicks your seat.  Usually a kid, but not always.

2Line-cutting.  That includes people who try to cut at check-in, and at the gate.

3.  When people are rude to airport staff and flight attendants.

4.  People who stand on moving walkways, so you can't get by.  You don't HAVE to stop walking on those things.  But if you do, move to the right, because I want to feel like a gazelle!

5.  People who crowd the gate before it's time to board.

6.  Someone asking if you'll switch seats with them.

7.  Strangers who force you into constant small talk on the plane.  Apparently that's not the WORST person you can sit next to though. The poll also found that 74% of us would rather deal with a nonstop talker than someone who STINKS. Duly noted.

Another fun fact - 54% would rather sit next to a dog than a baby. Well, I mean - that should be a given, right?  But 55% would rather be next to a crying baby than a fighting couple.

When it comes to small talk, the next time you find yourself trapped by a yapper on a red eye to JFK, try one of these tricks -

-Carla Rea

Put your finger on their lips, gaze deep into their eyes and say, "Let's cut to the chase and make sweet love in the lavatory."

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Pat your carry-on and say, "Shh.  You might wake my therapy tarantula."

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Say, "Hang on a moment - my IBS is acting up."  Then moan in relief.

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Point up to the vent and whisper, "Shhh - they're listening." 

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Tell them that you have to take a quick call and then answer your shoe.

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Roll your head back with your tongue hanging out, and hold that for the rest of the flight.

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Wear a mask and tell anyone who talks to you that you "just got out."

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Carla ReaWriter
Carla Rea is the morning show co-host on “The Mike and Carla Morning Show" on 96.3 KKLZ, in Las Vegas. She has been working with her partner and friend Mike O'Brian for the past 25 plus years. At KKLZ for 12 years. Carla Rea is a Gracie Award winner. She started out in talk radio, "when talk radio was still fun" Rea says. Prior to, and along with doing the morning show, Carla is also a comedian. You may have seen her on Conan O'Brien, Evening at The Improv, Showtime, or several comedy clubs across the country. Carla also worked as a light feature reporter at KSNV/NBC Las Vegas, going behind the scenes at various shows, and restaurants on the Las Vegas strip. As a content creator 96.3 KKLZ, Carla writes in a sarcastic, cheeky, unapologetic way on Las Vegas, movies, TV, celebrities, and this thing we call life.