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Nevadans Least Likely To Survive An Alien Invasion

Aliens in Las Vegas, Nevada. One family, and their neighbors, and eyewitnesses say “it happened!” Sadly, if there is an actual “alien invasion,” Nevada is NOT where you want to be….

Alien Invasions by state

Alien Invasions by state

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Aliens in Las Vegas, Nevada. One family, and their neighbors, and eyewitnesses say "it happened!"

Sadly, if there is an actual "alien invasion," Nevada is NOT where you want to be.

The truth is, if there's an alien invasion in America we're probably ALL doomed.  Unless Hollywood is right, and the aliens are more like Alf, E.T, and Roger from "American Dad." But some of us may definitely be MORE out of luck than others, and will need to be able to run fast.

A study was conducted to determine which state's citizens would be better off in an alien invasion, based on things like:  Landscape and terrain, military defense, science and medical resources,  and food and beverage manufacturing.

 

Best states to live in case of an alien invasion:

It is said that "Virginia is for lovers" - and it's also the state that is best prepared to deal with an alien invasion, according to a study. In the end, Virginia had the best "alien survival score."

Georgia was second, followed by Massachusetts, New York (New Yorkers don’t flinch at the prospect of aliens, or anything else threatening them!), Louisiana, Illinois, Maryland, Missouri, Alabama, and Wisconsin.  (According to this, you don't want to be anywhere near the west coast...)

 

Worst states to live in case of alien invasion:

The state where you have the LEAST chance of surviving an alien attack is:  NEVADA!

That's right, the state where a family just claimed to have seen a UFO fall from the sky, and odd creatures in their backyard - along with eyewitness accounts to back it up. The state where Area 51 has had it's residence for decades. NEVADA! How could this be?

Nevada residents deal with aliens on a daily basis, in the form of tourists! People wearing "I'm with stupid" t-shirts, people who just STOP walking, for no reason, in the middle of a busy casino floor, and people who STAND on the moving walkway at the airport. It's a MOVING walkway! You're supposed to feel like a gazelle on that thing! But I digress.

The other cities you definitely want to avoid, of you want to survive the X files: Arizona is the second most doomed, followed by Wyoming, Idaho, Nebraska, Oregon, Montana,  New Mexico, Main, and Utah.

Again - the west coast is DOOMED!

 

Here are the states with the most UFO sightings (per capita in 2022):

 

California

California reported 15,401 UFO sightings - YIKES!

Alien Invasion by stateRonald Patrick via Getty Images

Ronald Patrick via Getty Images

Florida

Florida saw 7749 UFO's in 2022. But - it's Florida.

Alien invasion by stateMike Coppola via Getty Images

Mike Coppola via Getty Images)

Washington

6866 flying saucers were reported in the Emerald State

Alien Invasion by stateJohn Moore via Getty Images

John Moore via Getty Images

Texas

The Lone Star state saw 5786 creature crafts

Alien Invasion by stateIan Forsyth Stringer via Getty Images

Ian Forsyth Stringer via Getty Images

New York

5590 sighting in the Big Apple, but guess what? They don't care!

Alien Invasion by stateThos Robinson via Getty Images

Thos Robinson via Getty Images

Pennsylvania

Don't mess with Philly! Even though aliens tried 4730 times.

Alien Invasions by stateHulton Archives via Getty Images

Hulton Archives via Getty Images

Arizona

Even thought Arizona is the second most ill-prepared state when it comes to an alien invasion, aliens tried 4721 times.

Alien Invasions by stateDavid McNew via Getty Images

David McNew via Getty Images

Ohio

The Buckeye state had 4234 sightings.

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Ethan Miller via Getty Images

Illinois

Illinois had 4102 UFO's travel through the Land of Lincoln.

Alien Invasions by stateJoe Raedle via Getty Images

Joe Raedle via Getty Images

Michigan

Michigan was asked to "take me to your leader" 3470 times.

Alien Invasions by stateHulton Archives via Getty Images

Hulton Archives via Getty Images

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Carla Rea is the morning show co-host on “The Mike and Carla Morning Show" on 96.3 KKLZ, in Las Vegas. She has been working with her partner and friend Mike O'Brian for the past 25 plus years. At KKLZ for 12 years. Carla Rea is a Gracie Award winner. She started out in talk radio, "when talk radio was still fun" Rea says. Prior to, and along with doing the morning show, Carla is also a comedian. You may have seen her on Conan O'Brien, Evening at The Improv, Showtime, or several comedy clubs across the country. Carla also worked as a light feature reporter at KSNV/NBC Las Vegas, going behind the scenes at various shows, and restaurants on the Las Vegas strip. As a content creator 96.3 KKLZ, Carla writes in a sarcastic, cheeky, unapologetic way on Las Vegas, movies, TV, celebrities, and this thing we call life.