Nevada Still Least Likely State To Survive An Alien Invasion
Well Nevada, I’m sorry to say, if there is an alien invasion, this is not the state you want to be in.
The truth is, if there’s an alien invasion in America we’re probably ALL doomed. Unless Hollywood had it right, and the aliens are more like E.T, and Roger from “American Dad.” But some of us may definitely be more out of luck than others, and will need to be able to run fast – and I have short legs!
A study was done once again this year, to determine which state’s residents would survive in an alien invasion. It is based on things like the number of UFO sightings, landscape and terrain, defense, science and medical resources, and food and beverage manufacturing.
Best States To Live In If There Is An Alien Invasion
They say that “Virginia is for lovers.” And now, it is once again the state that is best prepared to deal with an alien invasion, according to a study. In the end, Virginia had the best “alien survival score.”
Alabama was second tis year, followed by Minnesota, Massachusetts, New York. I don’t believe New Yorkers flinch at the prospect of aliens, or anything else that might be threatening them.
Rounding out the top 10: Florida, Wisconsin, North Carolina, Alaska, and Georgia. According to this study, those of us out west are screwed.
Nevada Is The Worst If There Is An Alien Invasion
Oh it’s true – the state where you have the LEAST chance of surviving an alien attack is Nevada! Dead last in surviving the little green men!
That’s right, my home state. The state where just last year a family claimed to have seen a UFO fall from the sky, and odd creatures in their backyard – along with absolutely frightening eyewitness accounts to back it up. The state where Area 51 has been located for decades.
Nevada, how on earth could this be, when we deal with aliens on a daily basis, in the form of tourists? People sporting “I’m with stupid” t-shirts, people who just stop walking, for no apparent reason, in the middle of a busy casino floor, and people who stand – yes, I said stand – on the moving walkways at the airport. It’s a MOVING walkway! You’re supposed to fly like a gazelle on that thing! But I digress.
Why is Nevada last? We have a very high rate of UFO sightings in Nevada, but, there is no place to hide, because covered terrain is scarce. And so is hydration. Not a lot of water in Nevada – especially Southern Nevada. Two key reasons we’d lose to the aliens.
Other cities you definitely want to avoid, of you want to survive the the aliens: Idaho, Arizona, Nebraska, Oregon.
UFO sightings are not just fringe talk anymore, or science fiction, or conspiracy. UFOs are now treated as defense and national security issues. Issues discussed in Congress, and by the Head of NASA. And UFO sightings have serious defense, national security, and air safety issues in place.
So don’t say you weren’t warned. And Virginia – make room!