Marching Band Tuba Player Punches Heckler

I've been doing comedy most of my life. Let me make this clear: Hecklers are never good. They think they're "helping the show," but they NEVER do.

It's one thing for a comedian to deal with a heckler. That's what we often have to do. But a member of the marching band?

When you go to a college football game, you expect some hard hitting action. But generally not from the tuba player in the band.

According to an article by MySanAntonio.com, Texas Southern University was playing Jackson State this past Saturday. The Texas Southern band was playing in the stands. That's when a guy decided to start heckling the tuba player in the band. Why?

This video shows a guy holding a can of something in his hand, while he's just yelling something at the tuba player. As he's playing!

The tuba player keeps on playing, for a while, then just pops off! He's not having it. He punches the heckler four times - in the face, and in the chest. The guy fell back, but appears to be ok. And the tuba player just went back to blowing his horn.

To make things worse, Texas Southern lost the game. But the tuba player left his mark. On the music, and on the heckler.

As a comedian, I don't condone this. But it does give me some satisfaction to know that this guy was just not going to take it. A hard lesson to learn, but again - why would you mess with anyone playing in a band. Let alone the TUBA PLAYER!

I'm proud to say that I have a cousin who plays Tuba in the Michigan Marching Band. These marching tubas can weigh 20 to 30 pounds. Sometimes even more. So again - you don't mess with the tuba player. Imagine actually being bonked on the head with that horn.

Now the flute player, or the triangle player. Yes, I'm kidding. Leave the musicians alone!

More on this story, and others, in today’s Other News.

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There are a few things that simply go hand-in-hand with the Thanksgiving holiday. Obviously, there's turkey, eating until you need stretch pants, and football. To celebrate the many Thanksgiving football traditions across the country, we've ranked the five most common games you will find.

Before we start, let's be clear: any football on Thanksgiving is acceptable. The game serves as the pre-meal event and the post-meal "I need to sit down and not move for a little bit" time period. However, even before Thursday, the holiday often kicks off with a football game. Whether you are in your hometown or watching a prime-time game on TV that is taking place across the country. On Thanksgiving week, one thing about the sport is for certain.

For those who celebrate with friends or family, the Thanksgiving holiday often means a return to your hometown. Many regions have capitalized on this and scheduled their big market football game to take place either Wednesday or Friday night in order to make it available to all those in town.

On the collegiate level, it's common to find a few major in-state rivalry games that take place as the Thanksgiving game. It's one of the more intense battles of the year, given all the fans have such respect for their home state but despise the school there that they did not go to.

Then, there's the NFL. You always know the Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys are playing on Thanksgiving Day. The Lions will get the day going with the early game, and the Cowboys always get that late afternoon game that is often accompanied by a power nap. Nowadays, we get also get a nightcap game that alternates teams each year.

Still, with all the football fun already mentioned here, there's another Thanksgiving game that sits above the rest. So, let's dig in. Here are the most common Thanksgiving football games ranked down from five to one.

Bear with me here. The challenge with this game is that the Cowboys rarely have a great matchup on Thanksgiving. For example, last year they played a mediocre (at best) New York Giants team. This year, they play the Washington Commanders, who are currently 3-5. Leon Lett's infamous snow fumble vs. the Miami Dolphins may still be the most memorable Cowboys Thanksgiving Day football moment. That was 1993.

When you come home from college for the holiday the first public appearance you can't wait to make is at your alma matter high school game. Often this matchup is against a local rival or bordering town. The game might even be one-sided but it signifies being home, roaming your old stomping grounds, and seeing people you haven't connected with in long time. Maybe you don't even pay attention to the game, but it is still the place to be in town.

In certain college markets, college football reigns king. Granted there is no NFL team in the state, but nonetheless, certain games mean more than others regardless of your record. Ole Miss vs. Mississippi is one of them. This has become one of college football's great traditions where these two major programs face off on Thanksgiving Day. They switch each year who serves as the host. Bragging rights and massive amounts of pride are on the line. This year, the game takes place in Starkville (Miss. State) at David Wade Stadium. It has a lot to live up to, with last year's battle being a 24-22 game, that saw the Bulldogs beat the Rebels (both with a 8-4 record).

Because Barry Sanders. That's why. For years, this game was the one opportunity for the world to see #20 do what only #20 could do. Spin, flip, and dance his way through tackles, causing defenders ankles to roll all over Ford Field. Sanders tapped out of football early. He rarely got the chance to be on national platform due to the team being so poor. However, on Thanksgiving, on a national broadcast, Sanders (sometimes at the call of John Madden) would wow us all. Now, another inspiring personality in coach Dan Campbell is the face of the Lions. Campbell represents hard work, grit, and the American Dream that all deserve to be inspired by on Thanksgiving Day.

Much of this feature focuses on high-profile games that include professional players. Nowadays, even some college players are branded as millionaire entertainers and influencers. However, that traditional pick-up game you play within your own community takes our number one spot. Whether you are returning to the town you grew up with to play an annual game of two-hand-touch, or forming a new game in town you just moved to, there's something unspoken and special about neighborhood Thanksgiving football game. You hop a rusty fence wearing an oversized jersey down to your knees. Either your teams are set way in advance or they are spur-of-the-moment, decided by a quick game of rock, paper, scissors. Then, you're either covered in dirt or sliding all over the grass because you wore sneakers. You never know who is going to win, but you do know, you will be laughing from start to finish.