Florida Couple Busted For Sex In Public: Says It Was Her ‘Dream’
Everyone has a dream, and this Florida woman is no different. She was busted for having sex in public. Remember the quote from “Flashdance?” “You give up your dream, you die.”
Well this woman was not giving hers up. But it wasn’t the smartest dream to act on.
Some Dreams Should Be Kept To Yourselves
After being caught having fully nude sex in public on a Florida causeway, a couple was arrested. The woman said it was always a dream of hers to do this in public, according to the local Fox affiliate in Orlando.
Police received several 911 calls. They responded, and indeed discovered a couple having sex in public. Sara Fazekas, 55, and Robert Clarke, 60, were “fully nude on top of one another.” The public included children, Fox reports.
According to the police report published on The Smoking Gun, the male was on his back with his family jewels “fully exposed.” And the report went on to say that he didn’t even feel any remorse. He also tried to make the point that children shouldn’t be out on the causeway, anyhow. So — their fault, I guess…?
One Witness Description Said It All
One witness described the pair’s encounter as, “crack to sa** (rhymes with pack) going to town,” the Smoking Gun reports. As she was being taken into custody, Sara said this was always a dream of hers. She always wanted to have carnal relations on the Florida causeway. Because she loved the thought of the beautiful bay nearby.
Here’s an idea: Get a room!
Public Sex, Go To Jail
Everyone has dreams, sister! Like going to Europe, a certain career, traveling with the Rolling Stones. But public sex dreams are ones you should porbably keep to yourself.
The two dopes were arrested on an array of charges. Police arrested Sara for exposure, drugs, and more. Robert for lewd and lascivious exhibition, which is a felony. Not to mention, he spent time in jail for other gross deeds, multiple outlets report.
Florida, Florida, Flori-duh.
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