5,000 Year Old Bottles Of Wine Unearthed In Egypt

Author Morty

October 20th, 2023 5:56 PM

Vintage bottles of wine on a wood wine rack.

In Egypt, an excavation is taking place for the first female pharaoh, Queen Meret-Neith. The excavation that’s headed by archaeologist, Christiana Kohler, discovered sealed jars of wine that are about 5,000 years old.

Pour Me Some Of That Aged Wine

When the jars were unearthed, they were in almost perfect condition. The wine still preserved within the bottles.

But before you go and pop the bottle, think twice. According to Times Of India, Kohler, says the wine is actually no longer liquid. And the bottles were so dark, it was unsure if the wine was red or white.

They’re saying that this is the second oldest wine discovery. The oldest still comes from the same place where Meret-Neith was entombed, Abydos.

Now before you think bottles of wine like the bottles we drink today, know that the “bottles” are actually giant pottery jugs with covers to seal them. Within them, they found grape seeds and wine remnants that they once held.

Who Is This Meret-Neith?

Well, that is still a mystery. Times of India found out that that she was the only woman to be entombed in a grand tomb, located in Egypt’s royal burial ground. What they have found are inscriptions that show that she oversaw different departments in their government.

How Long Did It Take To Build Her Tomb?

According to an article by Science Alert, they say researchers found that the tomb wasn’t built all at once. It was actually built in stages over a very long time period.

The tomb was built with unbacked bricks, clay, and wood. There were 41 courtiers and servants that were laid to rest along side with her.

As for the wine, it shows that wine was consumed so far back in time and probably even further, although the wine back then was not even close to what we call wine today.

Morty is the Executive Producer of “The Mike And Carla Morning Show” on 96.3 KKLZ. He's been a part of the show and station for 5 years. Aside from producing the morning show, he has served as production director for over 20 years. Those commercials you hear between the music, he produced a lot of them for Las Vegas! He loves music, playing guitar, all things Vegas Golden Knights, the Steelers, and his English Bulldog, Squish! He will talk forever with you on any of these things! Morty writes about peculiar news stories and Las Vegas happenings.

Wines That Go Best With Halloween Snickers And Pop Rocks

Move over charcuterie platter – there’s a new food and wine pairing in town. There are so many different flavors in Halloween candies that unique wine pairings abound. Whether it’s milk chocolate, dark chocolate, sweet treats, sour treats, salty treats – there is a white wine, out there to match.

In this wine lovers opinions, there’s not much that doesn’t go with wine. Even Halloween candy.

It’s far from the fancy pairings that sommeliers love, but if you’re the kind of person who enjoys the abundance of candy in October, and wine anytime of the year, then you’ll want to take a look at this list.

Wine pairings typically work by either contrasting or complementing different flavors. On Halloween, there are plenty of excessively sweet and sour flavors to contend with. You’ll want to keep that in mind with some of the sweeter wine suggestions. Although you normally might not be so inclined to sip a sweeter wine, in some cases it’s the perfect option to pair with a sweet dish – or in this case, candy.

The ideal wine pairing is always the one you like best. But if you want to savor your *childs* Halloween haul in style, it’s helpful to keep certain tips in mind when pairing wine with your Snickers, M&M’s and other candy.

Bon Appetit, cheers, and bottoms up!

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Candy Corn (eww)
This god-awful candy has been around for about 100 years! An oaked aged chardonnay will go best with the nasty candy corn. It has a smooth, creamy texture, and a buttery flavor that actually complement pairing with candy corn. If nothing else, it will wash away the candy corn taste!
Sour Patch Kids
PAINFULLY sour, but fun to eat. Sparkling rosé is really versatile. It balances soft tannins with a little effervescence and fruity flavors. With Sour Patch Kids, try one with berry aromas and a refreshing crispness to complement the sweet and tart elements of the Sour Patch Kids.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
This is such an iconic candy, and prominent taste, so go for an equally bold wine to stand up to the sweet nd salty duo. Shiraz offers a range of flavors including chocolate, berries, jam, tobacco, and spices. Wines made with this grape tend to be fuller-bodied yet pleasantly smooth going down.
Kit Kat Bars
The delicate wafer center and milk chocolate coating work well with red fruit and spice flavors. Pinot noir is a good bet. Meiomi pinot noir from California is a top seller, and its jammy berry and hint of toasted mocha notes make it a delicious match for a KitKat bar.
Starburst
Try pairing these juicy chewable sweet treats with a bubbly bottle of Lambrusco. Made with grapes from Italy’s Emilia Romagna region, these wines come in an array of styles. From subtle bubbles to complete carbonation, and bone dry to pimply sweet, you’ll find it all. Riunite is a cheap, all purpose Lambrusco, but there are far better ones out there. However, you’re drinking it with Starburst, so – maybe don’t blow the bank on a good one.
Hershey's Kisses
The original milk chocolate is always a winner in my book! Zinfandel (NOT the cheapy, gross white) is often made into bold wines with jammy fruit, oak, and vanilla flavors – the perfect match for Hershey’s Kisses. Klinker Brick old vine zinfandel has notes of dark fruits and toasted oak, which offer a lively contrast to the sweet milk chocolate. The tannins are subtle and smooth, making it a great wine to wash down Kiss after Kiss after Kiss…

Wine pairings with Halloween candy
Snickers
The original snickers has it all: nougat, caramel, and peanuts coated in milk chocolate. Sauternes is a dessert wine from Bordeaux, France, made using late-harvest grapes that have noble rot. Sounds weird, yes – but it’s delicious. The effect is rich, sweet, and honeyed, with aromas of dried and candied fruits, spices, coconut, caramel, and more – depending on the age. It can get be pricey, because the grapes are often hand-picked individually, but there are some reasonable Sauternes.

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Junior Mints
Ahhh, Junior Mints! Chocolaty and cool – though I always think Seinfeld. To match this dramatic range of flavors, a bold cabernet sauvignon is the way to go! Generally a grape with aromas of dark fruits, leather, cedar, and a sometimes minty finish. Together both complement and contrast the peppermint filling. Smooth tannins round this out and prevent the chocolate from tasting too bitter. Rodney Strong or Daou are both very nice.
Pop Rocks
First off, if you haven’t experienced the sensory delights of a mouth filled with Pop Rocks, you’re missing out big time! Pop Rocks come in assorted fruity flavors both sweet and sour, so pair them with a bottle of Prosecco to highlight the bubbly fun of the duo. La Marca Prosecco is a blend of fruity flavors, like peach, lemon, and green apple softened with a touch of sweetness, that will compliment this fizzy mouthful nicely, and give you a little party in your mouth – which sounds weird, but so be it.