Hey Las Vegas, Welcome Back To School

Hey Las Vegas, welcome back to school! It's the first day, so make sure you have it together! Also, remember when driving through those school zones to slow it down. So while we celebrate the first day of school, The Mike & Carla Morning Show wanted to serve up a few memories!

What got you sent off to the principal's office in school? That was the question this morning and there was no shortage or response. Everything from talking back to a teacher to wearing something a bit offensive.

We heard a lot of different stories from listeners this morning. And they all had an "excuse" as to why they were sent to the principal's office. One guy said that after attending a Knights of Columbus retreat, he wore the sweatshirt he got. After taking a little heat about the sweatshirt, the teacher found it to be a little offensive...off to the principal's office!

Buffy told us that her mouth got her in trouble with a teacher right off the bat at the beginning of her school year. "Why are you late" the teacher asked...Buffy replied, "...because I am not on time!" Blamo...off to the principal's office!

Putting a fist through a wall, trying to correct a teach on the pronunciation of your last name...all reasons as to why some of our listeners had to make the hike down to the "office"! Mike O'Brian's story has been told before. In first grade, sitting in the front row of desks, Mrs. Stone said, "do NOT look in the bag in front of your desk!" Well, now Mike has to look...he did and got caught! It was off the Mr. Duffy's office! But what was in the bag?

Carla Rea spoke of her time in school, specifically why she flunked gym! Yes, you read it right...she flunked GYM! Only because she flipped the finger to her gym teacher. She of course will claim she had good reason to, but not enough to avoid the F.

Quite the stories this morning that you can here by hitting play below...and enjoy!

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They may not be as popular as they were when we were teenagers, but the high school yearbook is still around, and today's digitally-oriented teens are coming up with some hilarious quotes.

Clark County School District high school seniors have already gone through their graduation season for the most part. But, I am sure they are still checking out what their best friends wrote in their yearbooks, what photo they used, and what quote they chose.

Ah yes, that normally embarrassing awkward photo, captioned with whichever clubs or teams you participated in, followed by a quote of some kind. Should I make it serious? Thoughtful? Playful? Funny?

I found an article on BoredPanda.com written by Greta Jaruševiciūtéwhich shows hundreds of funny high school yearbook quotes, with photos attached. I cannot use the photos in this article because I do not have permission, but there are some really funny quotes, especially when they are teamed up with the appropriate high school yearbook photo. If you want to see the BoredPanda.com list, just CLICK HERE.

I had to crack open my dusty, old, high school yearbook to see which quote I chose back then. Well, it turns out I attempted to be thoughtful, and then finished up with some self-deprecating humor about my "schnozz."

Wow, where did all that hair come from? Love the disco collar on that shirt too. I guess you'll be able figure out the era in which I graduated high school by taking a look at that photo. Oh well. Who knew then that I would be looking back on that nugget of "wisdom" so many years later and sharing it on something called "a website post."

Scroll on down to see my seven favorite hilarious high school yearbook quotes. Oh yeah: "Have a great summer! See ya in home room in the fall."

Their photos in the high school yearbook show the younger sister on the left, and just to the right, the older twin sister. The younger twin sister's quote is: "I'm only 3-½ minutes younger." The older twin sister's quote is: "Best 3-½ minutes of my life." Now that's funny! Maybe its just because I'm the oldest sibling in my family.

A Nigerian male high school student named Segun Akigbogun offered up this gem as his high school yearbook quote: "I'm that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you." Love it! I just hope he wasn't serious because he owes me $57,000 dollars! (jk)

I love this guy's sense of humor. Who would write something like this for their high school yearbook quote? "It's hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male." I thought I was funny in high school, but I know I wasn't that funny.

When people use the same joke to tease you all of your life, you have to return the favor with your high school yearbook quote. Graduating student Joe McDonald wrote: "No, I did not have a farm." Mic drop!

This kid put some real thought into his high school yearbook quote. Either that, or he read it somewhere else and plagiarized it: "I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side; my legs for supporting me. And, finally my fingers because I can always count on them." He had to have read that somewhere else before, right? I bet he already has his Academy Award acceptance speech written and ready to go at a moment's notice.

Some students finish high school with high grades, and some with low grades. Most of us finish high school with mediocre grades, and this young lady used the perfect high school yearbook quote to describe her academic career: "I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn't raise them." Take that, Mom and Dad!

To eat meat, or not to eat meat. That is the question. It does not matter to me whether you are a vegan, a vegetarian, a carnivore, or anything in between. Totally your choice. But I love this kid's hilarious take on the topic: "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." I'm sure he doesn't actually hate plants, but that is a very funny way to describe your choice of eating habits.

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