Guys, It’s Truly NOT the Size Of The Boat

Does size matter? I guess it depends on what we're talking about, In this case, we're talking about that.

MOST people - especially women - will attest to the fact that size doesn't really matter, and there's no need to fret about how your Willy measures up to other Willy's. But if you really are curious, scientists have gone to *ahem* great lengths, to rank the average willy size across the world, from biggest to smallest.

If you get real hung up about these sort of things, you might not love how U.S. men stacked up compared to other countries. A team of German researchers from worlddata.info examined more than 40 studies - spanning almost 90 countries - involving the size of that.

To make it a TRUTHFUL study, they avoided using data where men had self-reported their size. Research suggests that men tend to - well - exaggerate -  their actual sizes, because of unrealistic standards that have been set. Most likely by other men.

On average, men from Ecuador and Cameroon are celebrating, because they were deemed to have the grandest Willy's. How can I say this? Well, about the length of an iPad Mini. Next came Bolivia, Sudan and Haiti, where men measured just a bit less - about the length of two credit cards.

Where did American Men rank? Americans took 60th place- about the length of a Bic pen - without the cap. Maybe Tommy Lee was out of town for the study. Meanwhile, British men placed 68th - around the length of three ping pong balls side to side.

GUYS, LISTEN UP! Experts say when it comes to great lovemaking, size does not matter!( I think we all just heard a loud "WHEW!")

Whatever other guys made you think in that Junior High School locker room chatter, don't listen to that. Listen to women when they say it's about so much more than size, because it is. Like being just plain sensitive to their needs, wants, and desires.

Remember the old expression: It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. Yes - really!

The new report is out on "America's Wildest Cities." Number one? Well - it's not Las Vegas. But another Nevada city leads the pack.

The new list includes some "snowbird" favorite destinations in Florida and Arizona, like Tucson, Sarasota, and Tampa.

Warm states like Florida and Arizona have reputations are definitely popular SNOWBIRD destinations, but that doesn't necessarily mean their cities shut down at 5:00 P.M., after all the senior citizens have finished dinner. Wait - yes it does.

The report was compiled using many factors, including alcohol and binge drinking stats, marijuana use, harder drugs like cocaine, casinos, and strip clubs. Does it sound fun yet? Yeah - not the prettiest factors, but so be it.

What is the "wildest city? It's this writers hometown - the highest "wild" score went to RENO, Nevada.

Now, growing up in Reno, I certainly don't remember all of those things being a factor . For us it was the 24 hour city, sure, but it was also skiing, lakes, shows concerts. Yes, before Las Vegas became what it is today, there weren't many concerts. Artists went to Reno, because Las Vegas was where "entertainers went to die." (That quote is directly from Las Vegans, years ago.)

Portland, Oregon is second, followed by Traverse City, Michigan, and then - yep -  Las Vegas! Followed by Milwaukee and Pittsburgh.

There are also a lot of "not-so-sleepy" Florida and Arizona cities at the top, like Tucson at number 6,  Sarasota at number 8, Phoenix number 9, and Tampa (sorry Panthers)  at number 11.

They even beat out cities like New Orleans (number 15), Atlantic City (number 16), Nashville (number 17), Los Angeles (number 30???), and New York City (number 40???). Hmmm...

Of the 50 cities considered, El Paso, Texas ranked as the LEAST wild. Well - I mean...

Here are some of my personal pictures of the beautiful things Reno, Nevada has to offer.

The most current Reno Arch. There have been several throughout the decades.

Carla Rea via BMG Las Vegas

Carla Rea via BMGI Las Vegas

This is an art piece in Downtown Reno, that has made its way to Burning Man!

Carla Rea via BMG Las Vegas

This piece in Downtown Reno has also made its way to Burning Man

Carla Rea via BMG Las Vegas

Lots of art exhibits in Reno, NV. A very clorful dolphin

Carla Rea via BMG Las Vegas

Built in 1951, this was the High School Carla Rea graduated from. Probably, just barely!

Carla Rea via BMG Las Vegas

Little Carla Rea's Grade School

She spent a lot of time in the office...

Carla Rea via BMG Las Vegas

A gas stop in Truckee

Carla Rea via BMG Las Vegas

Beautiful Lake Tahoe, just minutes from Reno

Carla Rea via BMG Las Vegas

Beautiful Sand Harbor Beach at Lake Tahoe, Nevada

Carla Rea via BMG Las Vegas

Virginia Lake in Reno, Nevada

Carla Rea via BMG Las Vegas

Carla Rea via BMG Las Vegas