Guys, It’s Truly NOT the Size Of The Boat
Does size matter? I guess it depends on what we’re talking about, In this case, we’re talking about that.
MOST people – especially women – will attest to the fact that size doesn’t really matter, and there’s no need to fret about how your Willy measures up to other Willy’s. But if you really are curious, scientists have gone to *ahem* great lengths, to rank the average willy size across the world, from biggest to smallest.
If you get real hung up about these sort of things, you might not love how U.S. men stacked up compared to other countries. A team of German researchers from worlddata.info examined more than 40 studies – spanning almost 90 countries – involving the size of that.
To make it a TRUTHFUL study, they avoided using data where men had self-reported their size. Research suggests that men tend to – well – exaggerate – their actual sizes, because of unrealistic standards that have been set. Most likely by other men.
Here’s the breakdown (I’d love to give you more specifics, but I’ll let you look that up):
On average, men from Ecuador and Cameroon are celebrating, because they were deemed to have the grandest Willy’s. How can I say this? Well, about the length of an iPad Mini. Next came Bolivia, Sudan and Haiti, where men measured just a bit less – about the length of two credit cards.
Where did American Men rank? Americans took 60th place– about the length of a Bic pen – without the cap. Maybe Tommy Lee was out of town for the study. Meanwhile, British men placed 68th – around the length of three ping pong balls side to side.
GUYS, LISTEN UP! Experts say when it comes to great lovemaking, size does not matter!( I think we all just heard a loud “WHEW!”)
Whatever other guys made you think in that Junior High School locker room chatter, don’t listen to that. Listen to women when they say it’s about so much more than size, because it is. Like being just plain sensitive to their needs, wants, and desires.
Remember the old expression: It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean. Yes – really!
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