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Are your grandparents SWINGERS? 

This is either a clever life hack, or the most disturbing thing you’ll ever hear about your grandparents. 

Supposedly, Seniors at a retirement community in Florida are supposedly tying LOOFAHS to the tops of their cars to let people know they’re SWINGERS.  A thread has been going strong on Redditt ever since a TikTok video went viral.

CAUTION, here’s how it works: Different colors of loofahs are supposed to mean different things. A purple loofah on your roof rack means you like to watch. And a teal loofah means you swing both ways. A yellow loofah means you want to have fun, but you’re still a little nervous. A white loofah means you’re a novice, or a beginner.

Not everyone’s convinced it’s really a thing though. Seniors ARE tying loofahs to their cars, but there’s an innocent explanation.

It’s not because they’re senior swingers, it’ “so they can find their car. All the retirees drive similar cars and old gran can’t go around the whole parking lot looking for her car,” a redditor said.  “The loofa is an easy way for them to spot it from a distance. Trust me all the people I have met are definitely not swingers as most the can barely stand without assistance.'”

But others are skeptical. One person joked: ‘Just because they can’t walk doesn’t mean they can’t “swing.”‘

A barman at a restaurant in The Villages told in 2014: ‘I was paid $100 for three hours work at a swingers party in a private house. ‘Two of the men approached me and asked if I’d be interested bar tending. They told me there’d be things going on I might not want to see.  ‘Trust me – having worked the party before things got too hot and heavy – there are things I am trying to forget already.”

If this is true, I can only imagine it’s happening everywhere – even in Las Vegas!

True or not, what are your thoughts? Would you rather have Noni and Papa doing jigsaw puzzles, or would you  rather they have a little “fun?”

Bye for now – have to go buy loofahs. So I can find my car. Get your mind out of the gutter!

-Carla Rea

Gillian Anderson Wants Your Secret Fantasies For New Book

Ladies around the world –  Gillian Anderson wants YOU to tell her your sexual fantasies.
Gillian Anderson, plays a sex therapist (Jean Milburn) in the Netflix series “Sex Education.” She posted a video on Instagram and explained that she’s “launching a major exploration of women and sex.”
In the post, she asked women to send her their “most personal desires” for a book she is curating. “As women we know that sex is about more than just sex, but so many of us don’t talk about it. “Our deepest most intimate fears and fantasies remain locked away inside of us. Until someone comes along with the key. “Well here is your key.”
Viewers were asked if they had a secret fantasy which they would only share with those they “most trusted” — if anyone at all. “…whether you’re 18 or 80, you sleep with men or women or non-binary individuals or all or no one at all. I want to know your most personal desires. “Let’s open up this conversation…”
Participants can address their letters “Dear Gillian” and send them through an encrypted portal shared in her Instagram bio.
Gillian Anderson rose to fame in the 1990s playing agent Dana Scully in “The X-Files,” She also won an Emmy for her portrayal of Margaret Thatcher in the Netflix  series, “The Crown.”
She told The Guardian about the motivation behind her unusual request. She cited Nancy Friday’s multi million selling book “My Secret Garden: Women’s Sexual Fantasies,” which she says was revolutionary and provocative, and went to become “required reading for everyone.” Published in 1973, Anderson said she only read the book in 2018 to prepare for the role of Milburn. “Its unfiltered and painful honesty shook me,” Anderson said.
Since “Sex Education” was first broadcast, Anderson has been asked if women try to confide their sexual secrets and problems to her?  She says “no.” Which is what gave her the idea for a book — a ‘My Secret Garden’ for the 21st century, so to speak. Which she says would be “revelatory and profound, and inclusive across the board.”
Ladies – who’s in? Here’s the link.
-Carla Rea
Here are some some real fantasies women have – 
  • Two men at the same time - cleaning and vacuuming

    Women's Fantasies

  • A man who can cook - then clean!

    Women's Fantasies

  • Throw out the ratty "Eat More Honey" T-Shirt

    Women Fantasies

  • Hair on the chest? Ok. In the nose? Pluck it!

    Women's Fantasies

  • Women don't want an alpha male to protect them. They want a geek who can get THOSE pictures off the cloud.

    Women's Fantasies

  • Mr. Right? How about Mr. "you'll do," who knows where the toilet is, and how to use it properly

    Women's Fantasies

  • And yes - we might actually like to cuddle...

    Women's Fantasies

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