Partially Blind Man Shoots Intruder In The Butt
Jeffery Carl broke into a house near Dayton, Ohio, around 3am in the morning and started stealing guns, and musical equipment. But he stopped suddenly when the owner – who’s partially blind – shot him in the BUTT! It turns out he actually knows the intruder. It doesn’t sound like they’re related, but Jeffery told the cops the guy’s like an uncle to him – then WHY DID YOU BREAK IN?? The homeowner was in the hospital – But, he didn’t know he’d gotten home the night before! The guy told 911 he fired one shot at the burglar, but didn’t know if he hit him or not, cause – blindness. He said the burglar was coming right at him when he fired. Cops followed a trail of blood down the street and found Jeffery hiding out in a shed. He was planning to sell whatever he stole to buy drugs. He ‘s facing burglary charges.
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