Criminals Hide Contraband In The Worst Places
Florida police recently arrested a man who hid drugs in – well – his booty cheeks! Cops went to a local RV park after someone called 911 about a home invader. The man ran from the scene – or TRIED to run – but police caught him. Luckily, he removed a bag of narcotics from his booty cheeks before being arrested for burglary and 16 counts of possession. So the officers did not have to draw straws for that task.
Can you arrest a rooster? A German couple is suing their neighbor because their rooster crows 200 times a day, and they can’t sleep, or even rest! Friedrich and Jada say it starts crowing very early in the morning, and doesn’t stop until the sun goes down. They are asking the owner to relocate his rooster to a faraway estate. A judge is considering the request.
