Remember the guy who’s penis fell off, because he had a bad flesh eating bacteria? Then they grew a new penis on his forearm? Yeah, that guy! Well the latest was they finally had his grown penis removed from his arm and then attached to his lower body. This story made national news! Everyone talked about it.
Kate Beckinsale reposted the story because it was a story different from most of the others out there on a daily basis. She posted “Literally scouring for news that doesn’t make me want to jump out a window!” and well, she found it! Now Malcolm McDonald, the man with the new penis, is ecstatic that he’s on Kate Beckinsales radar! That’s why Malcolm decided to shoot his shot! He said he’s single, able to have sex again, and wants to take her out on a date! He said he’d love to enjoy a nice pint with the actress!
Kate hasn’t responded back, but Malcolm is one step a head of any other Kate Beckinsale fan, because she actually knows who he is and knows his name!
We have more on this story and more in today’s Other News!