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The “Job” You’re Likely to Have Based on Your Birth Month

The jobs website Zippia.com posted a list of the careers you’re more likely to gravitate toward depending on the month you were born.  And it’s all backed by stats. Some…

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The jobs website Zippia.com posted a list of the careers you're more likely to gravitate toward depending on the month you were born.  And it's all backed by stats.

Some of these things aren't really "jobs" at all but nonetheless,  here's what it says:

January:  Debt collectors and doctors.

February:  Artists and traffic cops.

March:  Pilots and musicians.

April:  Dictators.  Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, and Vladimir Lenin were all April babies.

May:  Politicians.

June:  CEOs and Nobel Prize winners.  Those might be the best ones on the list.

July:  Bricklayers and train drivers.

August:  Bricklayers again.  (So if you've had a baby in the last few weeks, they're gonna lay brick someday.)

September:  Athletes and physicists.

October:  Not a job, but you're more likely to live to be 100 years old.

November:  Serial killers and schizophrenics.  Again, not jobs.

December:  Dentists.

Soooooo - good luck to you, and the generations to come!

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Carla Rea is the morning show co-host on “The Mike and Carla Morning Show" on 96.3 KKLZ, in Las Vegas. She has been working with her partner and friend Mike O'Brian for the past 25 plus years. At KKLZ for 12 years. Carla Rea is a Gracie Award winner. She started out in talk radio, "when talk radio was still fun" Rea says. Prior to, and along with doing the morning show, Carla is also a comedian. You may have seen her on Conan O'Brien, Evening at The Improv, Showtime, or several comedy clubs across the country. Carla also worked as a light feature reporter at KSNV/NBC Las Vegas, going behind the scenes at various shows, and restaurants on the Las Vegas strip. As a content creator 96.3 KKLZ, Carla writes in a sarcastic, cheeky, unapologetic way on Las Vegas, movies, TV, celebrities, and this thing we call life.