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(Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for Breitling)We're grownups now, right? Well, I mean technically. So by now we should know better.
What are those unwritten rule everyone should follow? Here are some of the best:
1. Don't leave your shopping cart in the middle of the aisle. Move it to the side.
2. If someone hands you their phone to show you a picture, don't look at other photos.
3. Don't start drama at a funeral, or a wedding. And don't PROPOSE at a wedding.
4. Don't heat up fish in the office kitchen, or anything else that smells.
5. Don't ask for something, or just take it, if the person only has one left. Like a piece of gum, or that slice of pizza.
6. If you borrow someone's car, fill it with gas. Or at least get it back to where it was.
7. Don't end an apology with an excuse, or say things like, "I'm sorry YOU got upset."
8. It's okay to be wrong - it really is. So if you mess up, just admit it and say sorry.
9. If you cancel on a friend, it's your responsibility to reschedule.
10. If you’re borrowing it for the third time, maybe you need one of your own.
11. Owning a plunger should be mandatory. (And - people who don't flush in public bathrooms should go to prison. Ok, maybe that's my rule...)
And last but not least:
12. Don't talk about Fight Club...
-Carla Rea




