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LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 03: An employee reads a copy of "The Magical Christmas" colouring book in Foyles bookshop on December 3, 2015 in London, United Kingdom. Foyles flagship store on Charing Cross Road was founded in 1903 by two brothers and is still family-owned today. 2015 saw a rise in physical book sales of 4.6% for the first 36 weeks of the year.

In case you didn’t have it on your calendar (and shame on you for not), August 2 is National Coloring Book Day.  We know what you’re thinking:  “Coloring is for kids!”  Well, not anymore, especially with some of these crass titles we found!

In honor of National Coloring Book Day, we take a look at some of the funniest grown-up coloring books out on the market today.

 

Release Your Anger:  40 Swear Words To Color Your Anger Away

Bringing 40 swears to a book is likely to yield quite the variety, and Release Your Anger certainly brings it, from the benign “damn” to the c-word.

 

Unicorns Are Jerks: A Coloring Book Exposing The Cold, Hard, Sparkly Truth

Their majesty is all a ruse!

 

Calm The F*ck Down:  An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book

With help from this coloring book, hopefully, you really can calm the f*ck down.

 

Dinosaurs With Jobs:  A Coloring Book Celebrating Our Old-School Coworkers

Hey…even dinosaurs have to make a living.

 

Memos To Shitty People:  A Delightful & Vulgar Adult Coloring Book

If anyone needs a memo, it’s the shitty people!

 

Swearing Cats: Swear Word Coloring Book

For those that like bad words AND cats.

 

Go F*ck Yourself, I’m Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book

For the parents out there, how tempting would it be to say this to one of your kids when they’re behaving badly?  C’mon…be honest!

 

Things To Color While You Poo

Keep it near the toilet during those rare moments when you forget to bring your phone into the bathroom.  (Like we all don’t look at our phone on the toilet!)

 

Color Me Drunk:  A Drinking And Drawing Activity Book

We just wonder how far you’ll get through coloring a page before you pass out.

 

Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock blogger that loves the smell of old vinyl in the morning

Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock news blogger who's well versed in etiquette and extraordinarily nice.